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theonion:


PRO: Subtle nods of approval from every passing animal
 
CON: Will be forced to resign as vice president of your local Gravy Club 

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via turnit0ff)

birthctrl:

I’m all about this shirt I’m laughing so hard blueexorcist
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